Pointless Polls

I can’t shake the feeling that this website might be pandering to its sponsor.

Alright Tennessee, we get it. You hate Democrats. Thank you for that.

Oh it’s gonna take A LOT more than that, Poll.
A Lot. More. Than. That.

Thank God these 276 people used no information what so ever to pass judgement on a useless TV show that won’t air for 12 more months.

Uh oh, everyone in North Dakota has voted and we have a tie. Well, just nevermind then I guess. I GUESS WE’LL JUST NEVER KNOW THE ANSWER!

Oh North Dakota, will you never stop hating Hasheem Thabeet?

And what about a bimble-bamble? Do you have one of those? Oh, you don’t know what those are because they aren’t things that almost anyone has heard of? Man, it almost seems like I should have thought about that when I wrote the question.

Let’s all answer and maybe they will use these poll results in court!

My guess:

- 35.54% of respondents were women
- 38.99% were men
- 25.47% were bisexual

Who can even tell with Stefano? That’s the trouble with Stefano. You can never tell if Stefano is being genuine or if Stefano is up to something.